25 July 2012

White men can jump (and rap)

I ve decided my future involves copious amounts of rap. If theres one thing pop music needs its another middle class white boy from the countryside throwing shapes and keeping it "real".

Here for you edification are some if mu future hits (in progress)

I gotta a lotta herb

"so i'm plowing ma field like I work my bitches,
Gatheing crop and adding to ma riches,
I'm most at home cruising in my tractor,
Make sure I sky plus mother fuckin x factor,
I keep it real when i hang with my bro's
Only bling I got is my spades and hoes,
I dont drink crystal, only home made cider,
So makes sure theres plenty on ma bitch ass rider"

Will add more as and when

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