11 July 2012

X men First Class - Criticus

Faced with the choice of watching this film again or having 100 fire ants nibble at my junk for the 132 minutes running time the fire ants would win outright.

An insult to the marvel universe, Xavier is portrayed as an English dandy, Magneto a silent, stoic psychopath who only shows his intellect in his sudden heel turn at the end. Don' t even get me started on beasts laughable transition from foot freak to crappy fancy-dress attired superhero. He looked like he belonged on a stag weekend in Blackpool rather than the front line of a potential Cold War. Honestly I thought Kelsey Grammar was the final insult but all is forgiven for that one.

X-men First Ass.

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